http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/-t1.htm Post your funniest jokes here and show that you are the best jester Fri, 06 Mar 2009 11:19:27 GMT 10 http://hitskin.com/themes/13/19/50/i_logo.png http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/-t1.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/whom-to-blame-t1332.htm sang_garuda A Boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot The matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its colour and drank it all. It ... JOKE Fri, 06 Mar 2009 11:19:27 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/whom-to-blame-t1332.htm#14093 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/whom-to-blame-t1332.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/type-of-girl-t999.htm rk12 HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Girls: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. SERVER Girls: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Girls: She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Girls: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL ... JOKE Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:55:40 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/type-of-girl-t999.htm#10770 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/type-of-girl-t999.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/my-daughter-t773.htm Maistro-a My daughter called me at work to say I received a call from "Josh" at the bank regarding my account. So, I called my bank and the operator asked me what Josh's last name was and I explained that he hadn't left his last name. When she asked for his department, I said that I didn't know. "There are 1500 employees in this building, ma'am," she told me rather sharply. So I asked her for her name. "Danielle," she said. "And ... JOKE Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:11:30 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/my-daughter-t773.htm#8241 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/my-daughter-t773.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/tough-love-t1198.htm naughtypaola down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out,
smacks his and she yells:
"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"]]> JOKE Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:13:31 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/tough-love-t1198.htm#12659 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/tough-love-t1198.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/what-is-spam-t687.htm nigahiga-dwls-fm Spam... Spam is a food! Spam taste good! Spam likes me! Spam cost too much! Spam has a stick roll! Spam... Wait... Im not telling about the spam on the computer! Im telling about the food! See? JOKE Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:04:02 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/what-is-spam-t687.htm#7800 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/what-is-spam-t687.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/how-to-make-a-guy-crazyyy-t57.htm ricker
Tell him there is another fat guy ahead of him at the pastry counter!


Want to see him get real angry? ...

Tell him that there are two fat guys ahead of him at the pastry counter!...If


you want to see him explode!!! ...

Tell him that the line he has been waiting in for one hour is the all you can eat rice cake and yogurt buffet!!]]> JOKE Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:38:40 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/how-to-make-a-guy-crazyyy-t57.htm#130 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/how-to-make-a-guy-crazyyy-t57.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/funny-cat-act-t920.htm mutia81 just see sme funny cat act JOKE Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:57:56 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/funny-cat-act-t920.htm#10053 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/funny-cat-act-t920.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/funny-picture-t1002.htm mutia81 just post here ur funny picture,whatever is JOKE Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:49:35 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/funny-picture-t1002.htm#10808 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/funny-picture-t1002.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/lets-see-this-and-smile-t114.htm Hang Spiderman after get married and have a child

]]> JOKE Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:44:52 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/lets-see-this-and-smile-t114.htm#606 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/lets-see-this-and-smile-t114.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/customer-complain-t241.htm izna-love.you A man was carring 8 babies. A women said "cute babies" is these urs?The man told "no Mam".I work in a CONDOM factory,they are customer complain
]]> JOKE Sun, 11 May 2008 08:56:45 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/customer-complain-t241.htm#2524 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/customer-complain-t241.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/just-joke-____-t546.htm barbie_dini An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit" The mortician says "We’ll take care of it, ma’am" and yells back ‘"Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"joke JOKE Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:13:50 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/just-joke-____-t546.htm#5262 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/just-joke-____-t546.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/hands-up-t545.htm barbie_dini Hands up! This is a robbery, handsom guys move right, pretty gals move to left. Ugly ones go to the centre. Hey you! i m talking 2 u. Go to the centre! JOKE Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:10:12 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/hands-up-t545.htm#5261 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/hands-up-t545.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/she-s-much-better-t771.htm Maistro-a said, "You're such a big guy--why did you marry such a petite woman? She's no
bigger than your hand."
"That's right, Coach," replied the lineman, "but she's much better!"
]]> JOKE Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:04:57 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/she-s-much-better-t771.htm#8238 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/she-s-much-better-t771.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/doctor-visit-t772.htm Maistro-a An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old crone, entered the
doctor's office. "We have come for an examination" said the young girl.
"Alright," said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take your clothes
off."
"No, not me" said the girl. "it's my old aunt here."
"Very well," said the doctor. "Madam, please stick out your tongue." ]]> JOKE Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:08:13 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/doctor-visit-t772.htm#8239 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/doctor-visit-t772.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/something-jokes-talk-give-here-t365.htm ropoom786 A 80 year old get married with a 13 year girl. At first night, they both were crying. Du you know why? Bcoz the girl know nothing and the old man forget everything !!!!!!!!!! A guy walks into a bar and orders two shots of Vodka. The bar tender says "had a tough day?" The man replied "yeah I found out my little brother is gay". The next day the same guy walks in to the bar again and this time orders 3 shots ... JOKE Tue, 13 May 2008 19:34:20 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/something-jokes-talk-give-here-t365.htm#2957 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/something-jokes-talk-give-here-t365.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/holding-the-baby-t61.htm Anonymous A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The busdriver said:"that's the augliest baby i've ever seen"in a huff,the woman slammed her fare into the fare book and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "the busdriver insulted me."she fumed, the man sympathized and said "why, he is a public servant and shoulnt say things to insult passengers." "you're right,"she said"i ... JOKE Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:12:43 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/holding-the-baby-t61.htm#144 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/holding-the-baby-t61.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/only-three-doors-t510.htm apoligize An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't ... JOKE Tue, 27 May 2008 02:41:11 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/only-three-doors-t510.htm#4395 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/only-three-doors-t510.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/lawyer-joke-t511.htm apoligize Generous lawyer A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also ... JOKE Tue, 27 May 2008 02:43:22 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/lawyer-joke-t511.htm#4396 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/lawyer-joke-t511.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/smile-colleciton-sms-t366.htm ropoom786 Twinkle twinkle Little star Twinkle twinkle Little star, Life is Friendship aur thoda sa Pyaar. Enjoy, Life ke din hain chaar, I miss u hamesha, keep smiling mere cute se yaar! So Keep Smiling Always .... :- iT's A S"imple" M"ind Touching" I"nteractive" L"ong Lasting" E"ffect Which Wins The Hearts" Yes... iT's Ur SMILE... So Keep Smiling Always .... :- Ek To Aap Sharmati ... JOKE Tue, 13 May 2008 19:36:14 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/smile-colleciton-sms-t366.htm#2959 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/smile-colleciton-sms-t366.htm http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/keeping-myself-pure-t52.htm Anonymous "no thank you"she said politely"this may sound rather odd in this day and age, but i am keeping myself pure until i meet the man i love."
"that must be rather difficult." the man replied.
"oh, i dun mind too much."she said.
"but, it has my husband pretty upset."=))]]> JOKE Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:21:06 GMT http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/keeping-myself-pure-t52.htm#99 http://mig33freak.forumotion.com/joke-f18/keeping-myself-pure-t52.htm