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    Something Jokes Talk ***Give Here***

    Post by ropoom786 on Wed May 14, 2008 2:34 am

    A 80 year old get married with a 13 year girl. At first night, they both were crying. Du you know why?



    Bcoz the girl know nothing and the old man forget everything !!!!!!!!!! lol! lol! lol!





    A guy walks into a bar and orders two shots of Vodka.



    The bar tender says "had a tough day?"



    The man replied "yeah I found out my little brother is gay".



    The next day the same guy walks in to the bar again and this time orders 3 shots of Vodka.



    The bartender says "another bad day?"



    The man replied "yeah i just found out my older brother is gay".



    The next day the same man walks in the bar and this time orders 5 shots of Vodka.



    The bartender looked at him and said "Man doesn't anybody in your family like women.



    The man then replied "yeah, My wife"
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    Re: Something Jokes Talk ***Give Here***

    Post by ropoom786 on Wed May 14, 2008 2:34 am

    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's

    and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter

    and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.



    What type of bra?" asked the clerk.



    Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?



    Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a

    sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.



    Actually, even with all of this variety, there are

    really only four types of bras to choose from.



    Relieved, the man asked about the types. The

    saleslady replied:



    There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the

    Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.

    Which one would you prefer?



    Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the

    differences between them.



    The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...



    The Catholic type supports the masses.

    The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

    The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,

    and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.



    Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G,

    and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?



    If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out

    what the letters stood

    for, it is about time you became informed!



    (A} Almost Boobs...

    {B} Barely there.

    {C} Can't Complain!

    {D} Dang!

    {DD} Double dang!

    {E} Enorm! ous!

    {F} Fake.

    {G} Get a Reduction.

    {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !



    I always used to wonder about those alphabetical

    sizes.....hehehe, now i know!!
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    Re: Something Jokes Talk ***Give Here***

    Post by Maistro-a on Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:05 am

    hahahaha rabbit
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    Re: Something Jokes Talk ***Give Here***

    Post by WEBMASTER on Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:08 pm

    Gud joke thanks
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    Re: Something Jokes Talk ***Give Here***

    Post by crazy_boy_jazzy on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:37 am

    ropom bro eta ki hoithase??? anyway tnx 4 ur jokes................jz Razz
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    Re: Something Jokes Talk ***Give Here***

    Post by seven_shadow on Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:05 am

    The next day the same guy walks in to the bar again and this time orders 3 shots of Vodka.hahahaha...
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    Re: Something Jokes Talk ***Give Here***

    Post by sang_garuda on Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:36 am

    hahahahahahahaha............................. Very Happy
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    Re: Something Jokes Talk ***Give Here***

    Post by shunno on Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:49 am

    hahaha a nice 1..keep sharing and have fun...
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    Re: Something Jokes Talk ***Give Here***

    Post by sang_garuda on Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:20 am

    nice ropoom, u're so funny..... lol!

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