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    Lawyer Joke

    Post by apoligize on Tue May 27, 2008 9:43 am

    Generous lawyer
    A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

    "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

    The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

    Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

    The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

    The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

    "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

    The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

    On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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    Re: Lawyer Joke

    Post by Maistro-a on Tue May 27, 2008 6:20 pm

    hahahahahah Very Happy
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    Re: Lawyer Joke

    Post by crazy_boy_jazzy on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:43 am

    khekhekhekhekhe....................jz Laughing
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    Re: Lawyer Joke

    Post by seven_shadow on Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:02 am

    kwl..nice jokes..thanks for posting..
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    Re: Lawyer Joke

    Post by sang_garuda on Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:39 am

    hahahahahahaha......... lol! lol!
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    Re: Lawyer Joke

    Post by shunno on Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:50 am

    hahaha a nice 1..keep sharing and have fun...
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    Re: Lawyer Joke

    Post by sang_garuda on Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:16 am

    so funny and idiot... hahaha lol!

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